i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment
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No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.
yeah he has good table manners
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literally dying…. oh god. Might make this my banner.
omfg… I need more of this
Birthday Cake was playing when I scrolled past this I can’t!
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